"MOMMY! I'M DONE! COME WIPE ME!" Porter yells from the bathroom
"What? You want Daddy to come wipe you?"
"NO! MOMMY! MOMMY COME WIPE ME PLEASE!"
"YOU SAID YOU'RE DONE? YOU WANT DADDY TO COME WIPE YOU? "
"NO! MOMMY!"
"Daddy, Porter wants you to go wipe him."
"I WANT MOMMY"
"Do I have to?"
"YEAH! PLEASE?!"
"How much will you pay me"
"SEVEN DOLLARS!"
"Seven? Make it eight and we have a deal."
"OK, EIGHT DOLLARS."
I get to the bathroom and rip off a link of toilet paper.
"I'm not done, Mommy."
"What!? You called me in here and you're not done? I thought you were done?"
"No, I'm not done yet. I gotta go more."
"That'll cost you eight more dollars. You owe me $16."
"Oh, okay."
Hahhahahahhhaha that's too cute :)
ReplyDeleteI love little conversations like this :) My 4 year old daughter cracks me up all the time!
He is too funny! My kids are wipe-dependant upon me, but they would probably not barter a wage with me :)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Way too fun! haha. 16 bucks, thats a lot for one wipe! :)
ReplyDeleteWhy must the mommies do the wiping? HAHAH. YOu gotta scrap this.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Too cute!
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