Porter: What's that owie poop called when I swallow toothpaste?
Me: Owie poop? I don't know what you're talking about.
Porter: Is it margarita? Oh wait, no...its diarrhea.
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Hudson: Mommy I want a snack.
Me: Do you want some carrots?
H: No, I want a snaaaaack.
Me: What's a snack?
H: Just a hamburger.
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