Quotes from kids

Me: Do you pee a lot at school?
Porter: No
Me: Like how many times do you pee?
P: Like, 22

Oma: Did mommy answer the phone?
Porter: No that dumb lady kept answering and wouldn't let me talk to her!
Oma: Well when that "dumb lady" is done talking and you hear a beep, you're supposed to leave a message for your mom!

Porter dropped a paper on Mrs Slats energy drink on bluer desk.
Porter: Oops sorry Mrs Slat... I dropped my paper on your beer!

Hudson: Can we play at Omas?
Me: Just for a little bit but we need to get home.
Hudson: No not a little bit, a big bit!

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