These boys... they make me laugh

PORTER:
P: "Mom, Mrs. Slat doesn't tell me "Rock on with your bad self." when I put the numbers after the numbers."
M: "What does she tell you?"
P: "She just says 'Smarty pants' or 'Nice job!'  I want her to tell me "Rock on with your bad self!"

HUDSON:
(sitting on Omas lap)
H: "I want to lick your face!"
O: "You don't want to lick my face.. it would taste yucky!"
H: "No it won't!  I think it will taste like gummy bears!"